newgate knocker

WOW! THANKYOU TO WOMEN THAT GAVE ME THIS BOX OF 25 MASSSIVVVOOO!!!YUMMY SCRUMMY IN MY TUMMMY....LOL, CUPCAKES AT 3AM IN SOMERFIELD, MMMMMM, GIRL YOU ARE GOING TO HEAVEN!

Torture Garden Valentines Ball 2010

2010-02-16T09:46:00.000-08:00

Miki Takahira

2010-02-13T02:17:00.000-08:00

no wer not at a funeral .....

Chinese new year with Dazed

2010-02-13T01:08:00.000-08:00

BIRDY BIRDY TWEET TWEET CLUB

2010-02-10T10:16:00.001-08:00

http://streetstylelondon.blogspot.com/

FACEHUNTER

2010-02-10T10:01:00.000-08:00

Gotta be the most random weekly event so far, was waiting for 38 and along popped facehunter, really nice guy.

http://facehunter.blogspot.com/

BOLSHIE SNEAK PEEK...

2010-02-08T13:47:00.000-08:00

FREEE SEXY TAKEAWAYYY...ALL WITH HELP OF A SMILE ;)

2010-02-08T13:41:00.000-08:00

HOLLOWAY

2010-02-08T13:34:00.000-08:00

MMMMM, M&S CHOC CAKE...THIS WAS THE BEFORE PIC...

BFC BUSINESS OF FASHION MASTERCLASS

2010-02-08T13:20:00.000-08:00

FREE CHAMPZ
YES PEOPLE MUMS DO GO TO ICELAND BUT BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS SO DO THE BRITISH FASHION COUNCIL..LOLLLZZ
APRIL HEAD BUYER FOR BROWNS

bus tymmzz yes we are easily amused....

2010-02-08T13:14:00.000-08:00

FERFEROS FASHIONISTA @ PUNK

2010-02-08T13:12:00.000-08:00

OFFICIALLY THE CRAZYSTTT WOMEN IVE EVER MET

NORTHERN SOUL :)

GWEN STERFARNI'S BACKING DANCERS

2010-02-08T13:03:00.000-08:00

RANDOMLY BUMPED INTO THESE BADBOYYZZZ

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Tuesday Top Ten...pouts

2010-02-02T07:22:00.000-08:00

7. Purple hair, purple lips, perfect pout at Twat Boutique, 8 Novermber 2009

http://themostcake.co.uk/scene/tuesday-top-ten-pouts/

LOL RHIANNON YOU MADE IT ON A SITE ABOUT LESBIAN LONDON

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TOMO BEST OUTFIT VOTED BY THE RUSKINS

2009-12-23T09:36:00.001-08:00

MOROCOOHOHOHOHOHOOOO

2009-12-23T09:36:00.000-08:00

WOWWW sum craaazzi tyyymm, lng stories etc etc.... wer da hel do i starttt, k wel woz getin bit sik ov dis lurrrvly british wevaa, so decided to hop on board wiv stellios (bad idead wil explain l8aa) n go visittt sum m8zz in morooocccccoooo, SUN SEA SAND I HEAR U CRRY ??....OHHH NOOOO,RAIN, RAIN, AND ERRRR...NO PLANE, OHHHH YESS (AZ CHURCHILL WUD SAY!

GUNA LEAVE YA WIV FEW PICIZZZ N EXPLAIN ALONGG DE WAY :))))))

the padddd..
got chattin 2 dis crazy german woman on plane she'd bin vistn her 'mr loverrrr loverrr ummm' in ldnn, she startin takin picz ov uz wen we wer asleep yess...hmmm
this is wot ya luk lyk afta 4hrzz on eazy jet...say no morrr

Raymondo Marcus

2009-12-07T06:42:00.000-08:00

brickiii laaannneee aggaaaainnnnnn..

2009-11-24T13:56:00.001-08:00

ryttt yeeeaaahhhh, so az u all nooo, wer regularzz dwn bricki lane on a sunday az itz ryt nxt 2 mi gaff etc etc....wevvveee acquired sum fanzz along our travelzz.. da woman in da pic wiv glasses iz Rebal, shez a lesbian whoz from da hostel round cornerzzz--shez a leddgggg!!!!!,, da guy in da bluuueeyyy hat iz Mickyy-whoz also i majorrr ledgg!! n has i BIGISHHH softyyy-well hard spot (sorrry dat woz uncald 4 HHaaaaaa) lol 4 claudyyy lolzzzz, n az perr usual we got pappd ta fuk, by various hoxton-try-hardz,... xxxxxx

Lickkkk meeeee, Shhhaaaggggggg meeeeeeee...

2009-11-24T13:43:00.001-08:00

for reputations sake, am nt gunna even trryy 2 explain how we acquired these cakezzz...

mi babbyyzzz in pariss, sunday shoot!!

2009-11-24T13:24:00.000-08:00

my collection of to paris tomoroowwwww, for a shoot with Dazed and Confused, n Ghostcat,,,i feel lyk ive losttt a child :(((,,,but itzzz bak on fridayy, nnnn wer duin a BIG FAT shooott on sunday dwn briki laneee for the stufff sooo come find uss n joinnn innn ....lurvvzzzz xxxxxxx

postyyyy pat

2009-11-24T13:16:00.000-08:00

we've decided da picz from the random mag partyy r actualiii wayyyy 2 badddd 4 the naked eye..but herez da postmannn...

and yesss people we gave himm seriousssssssssss grief ovaaa da strike!!!!!!!!

New York Shoot

2009-11-24T12:08:00.000-08:00

Few weekz ago in the poooorrrrin rain in middle ov da nyt afta shitttyyy fireworkz at ally pallly, woz waitin 4 lykk evaaaaaa 4 a bus, met some guy in a some famous fish n chip shop, turned out he woz ova frm new york shootin da neww BT campainnnn we got chatttinn..lyk ya dooo...n took some shoottzzzz...soakddddd through,,eatinn a fat fuk of carrot cake n lime juice at lyk 4ammmm....but wozzz funnn, da boyzz wouldnt drink da drinkz az they thought he woz guna drug them n kidnap me haaaa...wot LDN duz 2 da minddddd xxxx

hmmmm title

2009-11-17T13:30:00.001-08:00

wooooo, a new proper post at last!!! this is Rhiannon btw, duno if this post fing iz gunna work..av neva used it befor.....ryyyttt, well basically we've both been sooooooooooo, soooooooooo, soooooooooooooooooooooooooo busy n i mean BUSY!!!, in the last few weeks doin this n that n everyfukinthing else...that there has been abzz noooo time for blogging, we've recorded it al, but actually putting it on here izz az loooonnnnnnggggggg az oxford st, well longer...btw sozzy 4 al the spelling/grammar/punctuation errorzz, ryt well am gunna stop babbllinnn n fill u in,,

the other week sumtymm, Random Magazines 'I AM TOMO' parrrtttaaayyyy...

werrr do i start???? oh yeah the avocado, mango n wait for ittt....fukin CHILLI fruit salad,, pos the worst thing eva 2 cum out of tescos!!! claudette had a RED HOT SHOCK as the reduced label-(the only reason she bought it) covered the the 3 hot chilli warning!!! haaa i thought it was quite entertaininggggg lolzzzzz...

ok so after the eventfulll bus journey, we arrived... the door man had to be reminded that Jones began with a J-fukin idiot!!! free vodka alll nytttt - yes ladies n gentzz we wer in the money!!! followed by puma goodie bagz (which consisted of sweetz n shorbread)- yes thrilling i no,,) morr free booze n some sexi live tuneezzz!!!, and when we thought it couldnt get any better a tray of the finest cup cakes arrived - only to be demolished n secondzz..-they where goooood..we later got banned from the cupcake tray but thatz a story form another post!

party died dwn earlyish- so with postman intoww-( thatz also another very lonnngg story) , we headed eastt sideeeeeee(american accent ) we missed da stop for my place n couldn't be bothered to get of at the next so stayyedddd on until the dalston superstore, we entered found our selvz a spot n plonked our frezzin a$$$'s dwn,....do you ever get the feeling your being stared at??? wel boyyyyy(i shud say girl) we got da feelin bbbbaaaaddd( american accent again),, it clicked that apart from postman pat, the bar was full of girllzzz,,,girlss with short hair,,,,girls with short hair lookin at us,, yes people u guessed it, we had gone to the once a year dalston lesbian get together...no im not jokin, a thur night in london a million billion trillion n one thingz to do, n we ended there...haaaaaaa, we actually stayed quite a while but when the eye contact got al to much we made a swift exit waited lykkk 44444evvvvaaaa for a bus n got home, n pissd ourselfz sum mor, haaaa gudd nyttt ;)

ok i have a million mor thingz to write about but this typin iz gettin 2 much....tune in later for mor actiiooon.. alsooo, my beloved samsung BROKEEEE :( i changed it for a new 1 but that 1 was shit so am waitin on another so until 'tesco direct' get ther batty together i cnt get da picz on comp hence da lack of picizzz....anywyzzz nyyyyyyytttt xxxx

Punk. Losing keys to flat. And eating pasta at 4am.

2009-11-16T12:53:00.000-08:00

The Identity Project

2009-11-16T10:41:00.000-08:00

Boohoo Magazine

2009-11-06T14:03:00.000-08:00

http://cde.cerosmedia.com/1B4acf11367c8e1012.cde
Pages 18+19

Yeah I have cropped a certain someone out of this photo...

2009-11-02T14:32:00.000-08:00

Blingggggggg

Nelly and Ali [and Ali 2!] - HALLOWEENNN

2009-11-02T13:59:00.000-08:00

Britains Got Talent

2009-11-02T13:54:00.000-08:00

Free massages and manicures at Glam Show Live

2009-11-02T13:48:00.000-08:00

Nicky Hambleton-JonesSome of the champagne glasses we consumed...
Press pass

Leprechaun and Sainsburys Travelator

2009-11-02T13:15:00.000-08:00

Halloween.

2009-11-01T12:53:00.000-08:00

Taken in a free photobooth at Glam Show live where we found ourselves in the VIP area, consuming a total of 11 champagne glasses each [each worth £8]. We helped ourselves to the buffet lunch and watched the fashion show - as well as meeting a pregnant Nicky Hambleton-Jones.

Glam Show was held at Earls Court, where Britains Got Talent were holding auditions the same day. We wandered in and talked the talk - ending up escorted upstairs where we were told we would be filmed while singing infront of the producers of the show - the judges were not there.

However, we bottled it [remembering that crucially, we can't sing] and asked to go to the toilet - where we stayed for goodness knows how long - trying to think of a plan to make a quick exit...and then just legged it as fast as possible out of there!

Free Fruit.

2009-10-26T13:30:00.000-07:00

We caused quite a stir as we grabbed pineapples, fresh figs, bananas and melons. This guy loved Rhiannon'd black 'lipistick' - no that is not a spelling mistake.

Sunday.

2009-10-26T13:24:00.000-07:00

A bit of bartering helped Rhiannon snap this gorgeous jacket up in brick lane.Bangla City supermarket is my new favourite shop..two large avocados for £1!!

Free sweeties...What a trendsetter.

There were about 10 people in this car and all of them were staring at us haha.

Valmont Private Members Club

2009-10-26T13:20:00.000-07:00

Voted one of the best 100 things in the world by GQ magazine.

We saw collections by 4 international designers and watched a live performance by Marla, whose song '40 winks' was heard in Lindsay Lohans film 'Labour Pains'.

Guess who got interviewed for Living TV !!!

Bolshie Photoshoot Continued

2009-10-23T03:29:00.000-07:00

The best pictures have to be the ones which by mistake featured the son of the 'photographer' ...as he sat and read Harry Potter in the corner.

Don't know what he was thinking...poor boy :]

Bet he could have done a better job at the photos though.

Student Life?

2009-10-19T14:43:00.000-07:00

What sort of students have 10 different types of herbs and spices?!?!

Where's the tins of baked beans??Before

After

And the night didn't end there...but that part of the story will stay under wraps. Rhiannon...don't even think about showing the pics to anyone else!!

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Why did Rhiannon get this fit Parisian's number, while I was left to talk to his little friend??

'Go on my son'
Fit.70 years old and with a 38 year old toyboy.

This woman is a legend.
Pizza is good.

Guest List Only

2009-10-19T14:27:00.000-07:00

93 Feet East - at about 4pm would you believe it!

Clearly some kind of substance was involved.
Mexican wrestler masks are sooo next season.
You heard it here first.

16 Up. I have chosen not to post the photo of a double page spread inside.
It is not pleasant.

Off their heads.

Viste la calle

2009-10-19T13:10:00.000-07:00

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Stylesightings

2009-10-14T03:33:00.000-07:00

'Who is she???'

Wang.

2009-10-13T11:14:00.000-07:00

'Here are two girls who especially wanted to meet you'.

Alexander Wang shook our hands as cameras started flashing in Selfridges today.

Ha.

We also met rapper Akala [Ms. Dynamite's brother].

Photoshoot for new collection - Bolshie

2009-10-11T09:34:00.000-07:00

Salvador and Amanda

2009-10-08T12:32:00.000-07:00

We were invited to a free tasting session of the christmas menu 2009 - 'Tapas banquete'.

It was worth £25 per head and included such delights as 'Suckling pork ribs in orange blossom honey', 'Pan fried chorizo cooked in white wine' and 'homemade spanish omelette'.

As can be seen in this photo...the sangria didn't last long.

Convicts

2009-10-05T23:33:00.000-07:00

Dates

2009-10-05T23:21:00.000-07:00

Yes, these are the remainders of our feast of dates...

Unlike Hansel and Gretal who left a train of breadcrumbs on their travels, we leave a trail of date pips. How middle class.

Diwali

2009-10-05T23:14:00.000-07:00

Unexpectedly stumbled upon celebrations of Diwali 'festival of light' in Trafalgar Square. It was packed to the brim and people were handing out a variety of special sweets in cute little boxes. Never ones to pass up a free gift, we took loads and then [as Pret was shut] sat in Nero where Rhiannon ate most of the sweets and I ate my avocado salad.

On Off - Ashley Isham

2009-10-05T23:12:00.000-07:00

'If one more person asks to take my photo I will kill him with lasers from my eyes'

Is what I expect Rhiannon is thinking.

Designer cushions for our designer derriere's.

Brick Lane Part Two

2009-10-05T23:02:00.000-07:00

We were shocked to find girls selling t-shirts featuring porn shots...what sort of weirdo would buy one of those!?!
Our new friend who walked with us shouting 'DON'T TOUCH THEM, DON'T TOUCH THEM' down Brick lane.
Just chilling in my mates living room...in the street... surrounded by tourists...
My new style icon...check out those glasses...granny chic!

Brick Lane Bowling

2009-10-05T22:52:00.000-07:00

We snuck downstairs into the private lanes to have our own mini photoshoot...until we were found prancing up and down the lanes and told to get back upstairs ha.

Where's Wally? At Ioannis Dimitrousis.

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1. Streetstylepicsbypolkadot
2. Prendas publicas
3. Boohoo

Elle Uk

2009-10-01T22:49:00.003-07:00

honeychiiild.tumblr.com

2009-09-30T08:09:00.000-07:00

No one else could pull off this look...don't even try it.

Style Sightings

2009-09-30T06:57:00.000-07:00

Keep finding LFW photos of myself on various fashion blogs.

Love the first shot...can't remember what I was laughing about but it makes for more of an interesting shot I think...a change from the blank stares I usually give haha.

Why I Will Never Be Seen in Trackies and £2 Trainers From Primark Again

2009-09-30T06:47:00.000-07:00

Treasure.

2009-09-29T13:51:00.000-07:00

Today... won the treasure hunt at uni to find that the prize was £3 tickets to some club with a pool. We think that we were the only people to enter...they clearly felt sorry for us. We're not going...they can't even give those tickets away haha.

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In looking for a 'large object on the ground floor of the engineering department' we were stumped...I thought it might be a trick question and that there might be a fat receptionist or something...

This is why I am glad that I am not a 6 foot guy living in halls with a shower that I can barely stand up in.

Rhiannon, Come Here Baby!

2009-09-28T23:15:00.000-07:00

Rather unexpectedly we had another celeb sighting yesterday. On our way to Pret, on a bus, we spotted Katie Price's hairdresser and make up artist. The bus driver wouldn't stop so we had to wait until the next stop where we ran in our heels around Soho, trying to locate the men, much to the amusement of passers by. We got this great group shot - check out the skin tone of the make up artist!

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We stayed in Soho for a bit and visited this Sex shop with its hilarious books and got a couple of shots before being told that photos weren't allowed. And then we popped into the GAY club in which there were quite a few guys just sitting on their own, which was sad.

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There was a comedy night at my Uni that evening so we dashed it there, Rhiannon blagged her way inside and we heard from Doc Brown [an ex-rapper], some guy who is our age [and about to leave for Cambridge] and Jimmy Mcgee [the headline act and definately the highlight of the show]. Rhiannon befriended some old dudes who then tried to give us a lift but we dodged them. Also, who knew my man voice could have such comical effects?!

Six Sexy Sluts.

2009-09-27T15:25:00.000-07:00

So today we headed off to Pret to blag some free food as per usual. Unfortunately, being a Sunday, our regular was already closed. However, we found another close by which was just being locked up. Anyway, the dude didn't believe Rhiannon was from a hostel...and madness ensued. Lets just say she won't be getting a christmas card from him. --

Then we decided to go to the quiz night for freshers at my uni. We were called 'Six Sexy Sluts' [the boys weren't a fan of the name] and came third overall [mainly thanks to the help of the iphone!!].

Oh yeah...this morning I took part in the 10k run at Hampton Court for cancer research. I walked the whole route with my mate and managed to be the last person to cross the finishing line...2 hours and 9 minutes later. What makes this even more hilarious is the fact that I took a short cut and skipped 1km...and still managed to be overtaken by all the old/fat people.

The Sartorialist.

2009-09-25T15:19:00.000-07:00

This had to be the morning that I was late for Fashion Week!...I had to register at uni...and missed the opportunity to be shot by The Sartorialist. Check out the site for yourself...the photos have over 100 comments and 90% are about Rhiannon's ensemble.

Millions of compliments and comparisons to Cyndi Lauper/Gaga later...

Bus and Bagel.

2009-09-25T13:36:00.000-07:00

This is the famous bagel we blagged while waiting for the bus. We didn't want it without a filling and nor did this driver...so we left it on the bus amongst a mess of onions. Funnily enough we saw this driver again today on our travels around london. ---

We went to the bank and paid Rhiannon's rent. Next we decided to pay an impromptu trip to the head of On/Off to discuss showing Rhiannon's collection in February. In preparation, we grabbed some traffic lights, a number plate, loads of fabrics and some sketches from around her flat. My, did we get a few stares on the bus - and some abuse from a tranny. However, on our way we found out that we would be able to get an appointment and so will be waiting till next week.

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Paid another visit to Pret for our evening meal...our friend provided us with soup, hot chocolate, baguettes and salads...and it all took little persuasion!! He did ask Rhiannon how old I am and if I have a boyfriend...which explains the generosity and did make things a little awkward...especially after finding out that he lives close to me...

Electric Cable Below.

2009-09-24T15:07:00.000-07:00

1. Here Rhiannon and her friend Flick are posing in her flat...which she is trying to tidy up after hectic fashion week...a work in progress I think. On the left is the minstry of sound balloon from yesterday, when Rhiannon crashed my Freshers Fayre at Uni! We signed up for the Sikh society [free curry every week] and got loads of free baked beans!

2. Decorating her flat...using some free yellow caution tape from a welsh man called David. It was used outside the Sado show but Rhiannon blagged it off him - doesn't it look good?! We were going to put it all around the top of the room but the three strips look much more original.

3. Rhiannon getting ready to go out for a free barbeque in Hoxton - cleaning her teeth. Isn't she hygenic?! Check out her reflection in the mirror - completely by chance!