WOWWW sum craaazzi tyyymm, lng stories etc etc.... wer da hel do i starttt, k wel woz getin bit sik ov dis lurrrvly british wevaa, so decided to hop on board wiv stellios (bad idead wil explain l8aa) n go visittt sum m8zz in morooocccccoooo, SUN SEA SAND I HEAR U CRRY ??....OHHH NOOOO,RAIN, RAIN, AND ERRRR...NO PLANE, OHHHH YESS (AZ CHURCHILL WUD SAY!
GUNA LEAVE YA WIV FEW PICIZZZ N EXPLAIN ALONGG DE WAY :))))))


the padddd..

got chattin 2 dis crazy german woman on plane she'd bin vistn her 'mr loverrrr loverrr ummm' in ldnn, she startin takin picz ov uz wen we wer asleep yess...hmmm

this is wot ya luk lyk afta 4hrzz on eazy jet...say no morrr
