the other week sumtymm, Random Magazines 'I AM TOMO' parrrtttaaayyyy...
werrr do i start???? oh yeah the avocado, mango n wait for ittt....fukin CHILLI fruit salad,, pos the worst thing eva 2 cum out of tescos!!! claudette had a RED HOT SHOCK as the reduced label-(the only reason she bought it) covered the the 3 hot chilli warning!!! haaa i thought it was quite entertaininggggg lolzzzzz...
ok so after the eventfulll bus journey, we arrived... the door man had to be reminded that Jones began with a J-fukin idiot!!! free vodka alll nytttt - yes ladies n gentzz we wer in the money!!! followed by puma goodie bagz (which consisted of sweetz n shorbread)- yes thrilling i no,,) morr free booze n some sexi live tuneezzz!!!, and when we thought it couldnt get any better a tray of the finest cup cakes arrived - only to be demolished n secondzz..-they where goooood..we later got banned from the cupcake tray but thatz a story form another post!
party died dwn earlyish- so with postman intoww-( thatz also another very lonnngg story) , we headed eastt sideeeeeee(american accent ) we missed da stop for my place n couldn't be bothered to get of at the next so stayyedddd on until the dalston superstore, we entered found our selvz a spot n plonked our frezzin a$$$'s dwn,....do you ever get the feeling your being stared at??? wel boyyyyy(i shud say girl) we got da feelin bbbbaaaaddd( american accent again),, it clicked that apart from postman pat, the bar was full of girllzzz,,,girlss with short hair,,,,girls with short hair lookin at us,, yes people u guessed it, we had gone to the once a year dalston lesbian get together...no im not jokin, a thur night in london a million billion trillion n one thingz to do, n we ended there...haaaaaaa, we actually stayed quite a while but when the eye contact got al to much we made a swift exit waited lykkk 44444evvvvaaaa for a bus n got home, n pissd ourselfz sum mor, haaaa gudd nyttt ;)
ok i have a million mor thingz to write about but this typin iz gettin 2 much....tune in later for mor actiiooon.. alsooo, my beloved samsung BROKEEEE :( i changed it for a new 1 but that 1 was shit so am waitin on another so until 'tesco direct' get ther batty together i cnt get da picz on comp hence da lack of picizzz....anywyzzz nyyyyyyytttt xxxx
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