New York Shoot

Few weekz ago in the poooorrrrin rain in middle ov da nyt afta shitttyyy fireworkz at ally pallly, woz waitin 4 lykk evaaaaaa 4 a bus, met some guy in a some famous fish n chip shop, turned out he woz ova frm new york shootin da neww BT campainnnn we got chatttinn..lyk ya dooo...n took some shoottzzzz...soakddddd through,,eatinn a fat fuk of carrot cake n lime juice at lyk 4ammmm....but wozzz funnn, da boyzz wouldnt drink da drinkz az they thought he woz guna drug them n kidnap me haaaa...wot LDN duz 2 da minddddd xxxx